1. bagmilk:

    thinking ahs comes on tonight

    image

    remembering it doesn’t

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    (via alexahamham)

    9 hours ago  /  16,637 notes  /  Source: bagmilk

  2. scntrx:

I’m here if you need someone. 😌

    scntrx:

    I’m here if you need someone. 😌

    9 hours ago  /  1,832 notes  /  Source: br--0k--3n

  3. bringmetheboner asked: I wish i was unf!

    You are dont worry ;)

    9 hours ago  /  0 notes

  4. bringmetheboner:

Shower hair

unf <3

    bringmetheboner:

    Shower hair

    unf <3

    10 hours ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: bringmetheboner

  5. lolsomeone-actually:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


*BIRTH CONTROL*

    lolsomeone-actually:

    shinichiwinchester:

    lonely—mountain:

    ridiculousinpiccadilly:

    gallifrey-feels:

    lizrrd-queen:

    satanslittlebuttercup:

    *nearby lesbian laughter*

    *muffled asexual snickering*

    *conflicted pansexual noises*

    *moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

    HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

    *BIRTH CONTROL*

    (via i-fought-three-bears)

    10 hours ago  /  230,950 notes  /  Source: satanslittlebuttercup

  6. operameister:

    thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

    agentgreenfishy:

    poselikeateam:

    fuck-i-just:

    Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

    Why does this not have any notes?

    lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

    “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

    “Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

    (via pizzamebruh)

    1 day ago  /  424,437 notes  /  Source: fuck-i-just

  7. (via chancestokilll)

    1 day ago  /  288,479 notes  /  Source: delicatepoetry

  8. i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

    (via tdancer97)

    1 day ago  /  389,077 notes  /  Source: harrysweets

  9. australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

    australian-government:

    john green have had enough of your shit

    (via intergalactic-misfit)

    2 days ago  /  293,740 notes  /  Source: australian-government

  10. thefawnprincess:

Perfection.

    thefawnprincess:

    Perfection.

    (via keedin)

    2 days ago  /  16,196 notes  /  Source: slowlorrris